I Hate Sam

Samwise the Great is Stupid. Not stupid like Dopey in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Not even stupid like Goofy, who's stupidity is completely artificial. No, Sam is stupid like the Bible. Kinda deep and containing a lot of long stories and useless knowledge that you just wish you had. Stupid because you want to be like it sometimes. Not that I want to be the Bible. No, too papery and dry, plus do you realize how many people intimately touch the bible. No sire, not for me. I don't want to be Sam either. He's a boy, and looks kinda funny. But all in all, this rant is just a continuation of my last rant. The whole wishing I could be as smart as the smart people around me. That's why I hate Sam.